Searches Vrom Hell! Google clickbait, AI, and SEO.

A Fiery Data Thief in Action

The Kraken1 has been busy, and the hype is real. AI – short for Artificial Intelligence – is on everybody’s mind. Proponents, meaning big tech and their trusty minions, are pushing this aggressively onto everybody’s agenda as if the end of the world is nigh. You know, to prevent us from catching our breath and suddenly using our remaining neurons to parse this correctly before blindly driving into a wall and just becoming mindless acolytes right away. A mainly American and ideologically-challenged narrative driven by a handful of tech bros so disconnected from reality that it boggles the mind. … [...] Click to raid more!

RMR Rulez: To AI or not to AI!

RMR Rulez - Dystopian Skeleton in AI Hell

Modern times are upon us, they said. And everything will turn for the better, they said. But – will it? I think we’re about to find out. Because so many ‘actors’ are fucking around with this already, I fear we’ve already lost control. Skynet beckons you, mark my words. But let’s stay with our musical background for now and explore the impact of this newest technological development on the RMR zine.


“Crisis? What Crisis?”, an age-old, long-defunct band once famously crooned.1 Nobody took them quite seriously back then. Yet, it looks like the music industry is about to … [...] Click to raid more!

Ze Playlist Zone @ RMR Central!

Alien Metal Music Listener - Playlists

Did you know?

RMR sports playlists! Since its meager beginnings, the crew generated roughly 1’100 reviews spread over around 700 bands covering a riot of different genres and sub-genres. That’s a pretty impressive number, given the lack of manpower and an abundance of life events getting in the way all the time. After all, we only have 24 hours in the day, plus the night if need be. An operation fraught with unpaid labor and a day job to finance all that pain and misery.

This means that RMR sits atop a vast heap of predominantly heavy music waiting to … [...] Click to raid more!

The Strange Case of Click Intelligence!

Black Hat SEO Linking Scheme - The Strange case of Click Intelligence

We get those en masse. Emails from mostly faked accounts wanting to place a “…well-written…” article on our site, fashioned by “…talented staff writers…” whose style will match and exceed ours. These folks usually promise a “…guest post…” that – supposedly – should either make us a ton of money or – miraculously – increase our reach in that harsh world of the ice-cold internet. Easy SEO wizardry that should land us measly minions on that numba one search spot.

A partnership worthy of kings that will catapult this webzine out into the social media space with bright fanfare. Riches, … [...] Click to raid more!