Professor Emeritus – A Land Long Gone (2025) – Review

Professor Emeritus - A Land Long Gone - Album Cover

Ah yes, traditional American Doom Metal. There’s a bunch of acolytes of this style out there in the metal multiverse. Until recently, many of them were overhyped to hell and back through breathless reporting that often became incoherent after a while.

Bands like Khemmis or Pallbearer were never quite able to slake this crew’s unholy thirst for real, tear-drenched doom with blood mixed into their fear-induced sweat, noisomely drenching their band shirts. You know, tribulation writ large. Of the kind you will mostly find with European-style doom acts. A scarce commodity to be had with US outfits. There are exceptions, … [...] Click to raid more!

The Funereal EP, a lament by – Funeral!

Funeral - The Funereal EP - Album Cover

Ô Solitude, Ô Eternal Misery!

Didn’t get enough doom ‘n’ gloom from the news lately? Well, we’re happy to serve you a large portion of tribulation and woe with your breakfast cereal today. Funeral famously appeared on our radar with their 2024 piece Gospel of Bones that made quite a dent in our obsidian, tear-drenched wastes of melancholy central. A band that – allegedly – gets its lyrics from a psychologist. A disturbing thought, if you think about it. They’re supposed to help people, not wallow in grief themselves.

But the fact is, their newest blurb, The Funereal EP, … [...] Click to raid more!

Katatonia – Nightmares as Extensions of the Waking State (2025) – Review

Katatonia - Nightmares as Extensions of the Waking State - Album Cover

Katatonia graced our zine in 2023 only as part of an effort to acknowledge the metal mainstream a bit better. Thus, Sky Void of Stars fell victim to our first lamestream n00b listing, and the RMR crew wasn’t quite impressed. Meaning, if you’re not a fan, you’re looking at things differently. Not that our cold, hard gaze at one of metal’s most established bands changed any diehard fans’ pre-established convictions. But given the hype and roar surrounding the act, one would expect bigger and better sounds to hit our turntables.

So, expectations aren’t sky-high for Nightmares as Extensions of the [...] Click to raid more!

Jade – Mysteries of a Flowery Dream (2025) – Review

Jade - Mysteries of a Flowery Dream - Album Cover

Something doesn’t make sense here. The title of Jade‘s latest piece – Mysteries of a Flowery Dreamjust doesn’t sync with the primeval monster roaming a dystopian landscape on display. There ain’t nothing flowery here, no sense of relief. Instead, it talks about tribulation and fear. A tale akin to Lovecraftian nightmares and hints of Bloch’s De Vermis Mysteriis. Of proto-plasmic horrors still to come to this earth and harrow mankind.

Well, doesn’t that just sound like the present-day times on full display? A period full of uncertainties driven by dark forces, with a dead compass leading … [...] Click to raid more!